Recently i have returned from mother Russia where i was preserving the mighty iron gonad of Lenin from space crickets. Many things have been displayed to my eyes that have showed me that Australia is far behind mother Russia in terms of everything. For one thing the Borscht in Australia is to be ashamed of. Secondly the men of Australia perform their duties like they are wife. I propose that we all drink from the mighty gonad of Lenin and to a lesser extent Stalin and stop this weakness emanating from our feeble men so that we might become the mighty epitome of the iron Russian men with gonads the size of hippos. I speak to you again in mighty iron future