So i visited the world of tommorrow next week and to say the least i was a little underwhelmed.  The travel agent sure talked it up. Hover cars, non hover cars, robot everything, moon olympics and even ultra porn were just the tip of the iceberg according to the colour brochure. I know a lot of my readers don't have the necessary funds to travel to the world of tomorrow, so it won't be rude of me to ruin it for all you minimum wage deadbeats. First of all the moon olympics were prevalent, but a serious let down. Mars boycotted the event, plus the majority of Earth's star athletes declined to attend preferring to focus on the lucrative Iraq Golden Athletics series. Hence the moon's athletes took great undeserved pride in recording winning high jump heights of 57 kilometres. A worthy achievement, if it had been achieved against Mars' mighty jumper Salty Leonidies. The hover cars are still a pipe dream, what with hydrogen being a dud fuel and all. Meanwhile trying to hook up with a cleaning maid robot is nigh on impossible. They all say 'it's not part of our programming' as if. I could have stayed here in the now and heard that excuse from far hotter birds.

I for one, and i'm sure i'm not the only one, am utterly gutted and frustrated at that gutless wonder J.K Rowling. I really thought this chick would have the chutzpah to kill Potter. But according to the bible (wikipedia) it appears that Harry survives. BOOOOO! HISSSSS! come on! who gives a toss about all those kids out there who would hold candle light vigils for a fictional character. Personally i don't care for Potter and all that junk, but as an avid citizen of the arts, be them pornographic or non, i feel personally vilified by this soppy tome.  I mean the woman has a sweet set of cans but that doesn't make up for such nosense. 

I hereby wash my hands of all those dicks in sales/retail/service whatever. I did it for a while, and i am part of the very slim percentile that actually got out before being permanently sucked into the abyss that is the retail whirlpool. You get one week of OK hours and you think 'hmmmmm i can afford to buy toilet paper... i guess i'll hang around here for a little while longer.' That turns into a while and before you know ity 5 months has gone past. It just blows. The public are all dicks. I would gladly do the elecrtic boogaloo on their graves. As i am currently employed as a waste disposal technician, a garbage truck driver, i can truly and honestly say that i am superior to all of you chumps in retail.

Lets all have a moment to remember how unlucky we are, and how lucky all those lucky retailers are. They get to live xmas for 4 months, where as we only get the hard part of it all. They even get to go back in on Boxing Day and get paid thru the nose to work on one of the best days of the year. God Bless all us norms, but don't save any blessings for the retailers.....they're already the luckiest people alive.